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A MESSAGE from the MONTANA BOARD OF TOURISM

MONTANA represents the untamed, the wild, the natural. New Yellowstone Park and Glacier cemetary are great places to visit during low-radiation months! Between the parks lie new opportunity in the American Wasteland for those adventurous enough to brave the conditions. Friendly local gangs are always looking for new blood, so feel welcome!

BETA TESTIMONIALS

“When I first heard about the progress being made over at PROCON laboratories, I was skeptical. But after serving as a test subject in their "Human Recovery Initiative", they have me convinced that humanity has a bright future under the boot of the company. Hail Corporate!”

​​Samantha Jones, Test Subject 0014DFD

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“PROCON offers the totalitarian regime we need. After seizing our land and [redacted] our condominium to the ground, the company was generous enough to spare our lives in exchange for a [redacted]. Would I go back and change anything? [redacted]”

Tom Fenner, Former Dissident

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